Tender is the Heart: Episode Four: The Neverending Softcore Porn Movie
When will the pain end? In an hour and ten minutes, apparently. So picking up from our last episode, big time tennis pro Christie’s brainitis doesn’t seem to be life threatening, because our hero Dr....
View ArticleMy Thoughts on Machete or; Is It Time for a Mainstream NC-17 Rating?
Unlike the vast majority (all?) of my colleagues here at The Satellite Show, I don’t routinely see movies in the theatre. Mostly because I live in Downtown LA where the only first-run movie theatre is...
View ArticleTender is the Heart: Episode Five: Tender is the Heart Strikes Back
Where were we? That’s right, Dr. Freeman’s date, Raquel, shot him down so that he would respect her and they could have a real relationship, and then she went off and had a threesome with his best...
View ArticleTender is the Heart: Episode Six: The Final Tender is the Heart
This is it, folks. The last one. Probably. I have less than thirty minutes, and I am determined to finish this, once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL. When we last left our heroes, Dr. Freeman and Dr....
View ArticleMy Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
I can’t write about food and wine every week. I also can’t be angry every week. For the first time in Satellite Show history, here’s an album review. I was a reluctant Kanye West fan. I didn’t really...
View ArticleFood & Wine Thurdays: Stop It! You’re Hurting Wine!
I’ve wasted a lot of words being critical of mainstream wine writing, but the latest wrinkle to invoke my disdain is this peculiar assertion that there are two fundamentally opposed groups of wine...
View ArticleBest of Yakmala 2013: Samurai Cop
When we choose our Best of Yakmala films, we look for the most entertaining movie we can find. Make no mistake, we watch bad movies, but some offer a special pleasure. These treats will inevitably make...
View ArticleFood & Wine Thursdays: A Festive Holiday Cocktail
What better on these frigid 65 degree Los Angeles winter nights than a cocktail that will warm both body and soul? A variation on that 1950s swinger party classic the Hot Toddy, I humbly submit for...
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